I had to get back to my bhawan(hostel) soon. My eyelids stopped cooperating. The upper one was experiencing gravity while bouyancy was acting on the lower one. It was terrible for me. I had no other alternative. I had to sleep. So with a terrible cataclysm from all my body parts i wanted to go back and do one thing. SLEEP. I kept walking but every step seemed like a mile. So miles after miles I kept walking and walking and walking. "God why was Birla so rich? Why did he buy such a huge place to build a campus? Why is VK(my hostel) so far from C-Lawns? Why dont we have shuttles?" all these questions were ringing in my head as I walked. Finally I reached. That was an end of a miserable journey which lasted for just 10 mins but seemed like years together.
I entered my wing. Well I had become famous. All my wingies were waiting for me. Ah what a sight. Never did in all my Bitsian life did I recieve such a welcome. So drawing courage from nowhere I went straight to my room and latched the door. Within no time I was asleep.
"Ha Ha Ha.. tala the freak... almost got caught by a prof... and not to forget the adventurous jags".. I could hear people talking at a distance. "What????" I thought that I was the most famous(or notorious) person after yesterdays incident. But to my surprise I found that I wasnt the one who was talked about. So I woke up to look at my watch. What the hell?? I have been sleeping for almost 7 hrs. I went to join the lacha(common term used for gossip) which unfolded the whole story for me.
I got drunk the last nite. Very badly. That I was unconscious and was helped by my frenz to a room where I was sleeping happily. And when this was happening with me. JAGS and TALA were upto something else. They got drunk and were on a high. They dint know what they were doing. One of them went and sat on the middle of the road and diverted all the vehicles coming. The other won the contest of freaks by stopping a profs car and went and talked to him. So both were trying to prove that they were the biggest freaks ever. I dont blame them for this because they always tried to compete with me in being the biggest freak ever when drunk. Anyways jags won the title. All this was noticed by the very diligent chowkis (watchmen) who reported this to the supri(person in charge of the hostel). By the time supri came we(myself, tala and others who got drunk) were sleeping in one room. Supri came and banged the doors of all the rooms. Gopi the victim of all the causes woke up. He was asked to show the drunk people. And the names of people who could not even stand were noted. Fortunately or unfortunately even my name was noted. When all this was happening, the man whom no one is scared of but acts as if they are scared-- the warden, came. He was scolding gopi for not having informed him when his wingies were getting drunk. Gopi couldnt take it for long. He gave back a bold reply "Sir why r u scolding me? I was the one who got them back safely." and before he could complete the sentence warden's hand meets gopi's cheek with a resounding effect.
My frenz were narrating all this to me and the chowki came for me with a message saying that the warden had called me. Ok fine I was waiting for this. Afterall I am a celebrity now. I wanted people to know me somehow or the other. So this thirst for fame quenched and i was elated. "Tell the warden that I am a little busy now and I would meet him whenever i feel I am free" was what I wanted to tell the chowki. But that would make me known even to the Director for all the wrong reasons. So without a word I moved. As always I had company. This time our clique was present. Oh I am overwhelmed, estatic, exuberant. Well the truth is I am not. Here comes the person who wanted to meet us. And the kind of speech that I got from him was something unexpected and of course boring.
He started off with a sad story of his own. Then it somehow came to the point where he called gopi, smarty's neice. I was like "where the hell am I? what the hell is saying? and why the hell am i listening to all this?". I was filled with resentment. Finally everything got over. His long and tiresome speech got over. We were about to leave. And smarty said "Sorry Sir!!". Gone!! The warden started off "You shouldnt be saying me a sorry.................................................." and minutes passed like the dots and I was reaching a point where I wasnt sane anymore. Somehow this era has ended. An epoch i should say.
What a hell of a day? It ended and I am glad it did. History books would one day or the other mark this as a BLACK day. Taking comfort from the only thing that the day has ended I went back to my bhawan.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
whattalife
Lets have a journey. Of memories, good, bad and ugly.
All of us were gathered in the DHABA.. it was a treat which all of my wingies had decided to give....so mostly all of our frenz were present. my wingies, pochu's wingies, ms's wingies... so thts like almost everyone... the irony of it was tht pols(politics) had torn us apart.. so we were talking to each other but that was just talking.... so for everyone to be together was like a big occasion...
so the booze had come.. some guys have only beer... and some dont.. so as per the choices the booze was brought...... let the PARTY BEGIN.......
all of us were in high spirits.... ppl who made jobs were happy for themselves and their frenz, ppl who would be attending campus the next year were happy for ppl who have made it...
so there was nothing to lose.. nothin can go wrong at this point of time... so everyone wanted to freak out this day... and man ... we did booze and we drank like hell.. freaks we were.....puking was the most common scene then... i also drank badly.. puked badly and then was smoking badly... two cigs at once... (sources@ frenz... after the whole ceremony got over)....
well this feast was gng on n on.. we then realised tht the gateway(BITS-pilani main entrance gate) to heaven (our rooms) would be closed had we not hurried and then we wud be left to be a prey for the cold... alright we had to make a move.. so we called the autowala....and we left.... oh no i puked again.. yuck.... wht a bad time did i give for my frenz... neways after all the struggle we reached the entrance gate where the scary security was waiting.. i had to pretend as if i wasnt drunk or else the next moment i would be summoned near the warden... fine i have passed the test.. i pretended as if i wasnt drunk... oh man whatta relief.. now i can get back to my room and sleep.. its all over.... thnks frenz for getting me back safely............
i am about to kiss my dreamgirl.. wht the hell!!!! some stupid is disturbing me... oh no.. was tht a dream... shit man... i wake up to blast the idiot who woke me up fm such a nice sleep..... i cleared my eyes to find supri......................... wht the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk???????? and then comes the great news that chief warden has called me... man where is this gonna go??????? ohkk... i can take solace fm one thing,, i have company it seems... wow and then find tht GOPI is coming to my rescue... poor GOPI .. he was the one who helped us last nite to get back and now he is gonna face the music....
Still swaying from one side to the other and walking in an unsteady fashion i had no clues of what was happening to me or whats there in store for me. My only intention then was i shouldnt be falling straight on my face. I would be the biggest clown for people to laugh if i did. So concentrating as hard as i could i learnt something that I had learnt many years ago and then mastered my skills . I was learning to walk straight. Finally my determination paid off and i found myself in C-Lawns(ground where we to play). Now I had even more difficult taks ahead of me. Here comes the chief warden NVM. All these days bhanu and myself were working for a cause BSCA(some stupid club which we formed for the sole reason that we should be having certs in the end to show off) and NVM was the prof in charge for that. he could never in his wildest dreams think that i would be caught in such a bad fashion. Well i was confident that I wouldnt have to face his wrath. But all the odds were against me. He was acting as if he never knew me. And he was trying to threaten us that he would call our (gopi's and my) parents. People prepare themselves well when they know that something bad is going to happen. So did I. I would call up my bro and he would handle the situation for me. But i wanted to give a try though. I said "Sir this is the first time". He obviously knew that i was lying. So he refuted my arguement saying that "Everyone says the same once they are caught". I was trying to think of reason and try and convince him. And suddenly i heard gopi speaking. He said "Sir this is the first time in this semester" negating everything i had said before. I had nothing else to say since my line of defense was breached by the one who was on my side of the battle. Oh fuck i have got a traitor. Something inside me was saying that something really bad is gonna happen. This sixth sense of mine works very well. But this time it failed me. Thank god it failed me. We were asked to leave and he said that he would talk to us sometime later.
I was back to my bhawan and then came to know of all that happened last night. I thought i was the biggest culprit but i was the victim of two great heroes. TALA and JAGS.
---------------TO BE CONTINUED
All of us were gathered in the DHABA.. it was a treat which all of my wingies had decided to give....so mostly all of our frenz were present. my wingies, pochu's wingies, ms's wingies... so thts like almost everyone... the irony of it was tht pols(politics) had torn us apart.. so we were talking to each other but that was just talking.... so for everyone to be together was like a big occasion...
so the booze had come.. some guys have only beer... and some dont.. so as per the choices the booze was brought...... let the PARTY BEGIN.......
all of us were in high spirits.... ppl who made jobs were happy for themselves and their frenz, ppl who would be attending campus the next year were happy for ppl who have made it...
so there was nothing to lose.. nothin can go wrong at this point of time... so everyone wanted to freak out this day... and man ... we did booze and we drank like hell.. freaks we were.....puking was the most common scene then... i also drank badly.. puked badly and then was smoking badly... two cigs at once... (sources@ frenz... after the whole ceremony got over)....
well this feast was gng on n on.. we then realised tht the gateway(BITS-pilani main entrance gate) to heaven (our rooms) would be closed had we not hurried and then we wud be left to be a prey for the cold... alright we had to make a move.. so we called the autowala....and we left.... oh no i puked again.. yuck.... wht a bad time did i give for my frenz... neways after all the struggle we reached the entrance gate where the scary security was waiting.. i had to pretend as if i wasnt drunk or else the next moment i would be summoned near the warden... fine i have passed the test.. i pretended as if i wasnt drunk... oh man whatta relief.. now i can get back to my room and sleep.. its all over.... thnks frenz for getting me back safely............
i am about to kiss my dreamgirl.. wht the hell!!!! some stupid is disturbing me... oh no.. was tht a dream... shit man... i wake up to blast the idiot who woke me up fm such a nice sleep..... i cleared my eyes to find supri......................... wht the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk???????? and then comes the great news that chief warden has called me... man where is this gonna go??????? ohkk... i can take solace fm one thing,, i have company it seems... wow and then find tht GOPI is coming to my rescue... poor GOPI .. he was the one who helped us last nite to get back and now he is gonna face the music....
Still swaying from one side to the other and walking in an unsteady fashion i had no clues of what was happening to me or whats there in store for me. My only intention then was i shouldnt be falling straight on my face. I would be the biggest clown for people to laugh if i did. So concentrating as hard as i could i learnt something that I had learnt many years ago and then mastered my skills . I was learning to walk straight. Finally my determination paid off and i found myself in C-Lawns(ground where we to play). Now I had even more difficult taks ahead of me. Here comes the chief warden NVM. All these days bhanu and myself were working for a cause BSCA(some stupid club which we formed for the sole reason that we should be having certs in the end to show off) and NVM was the prof in charge for that. he could never in his wildest dreams think that i would be caught in such a bad fashion. Well i was confident that I wouldnt have to face his wrath. But all the odds were against me. He was acting as if he never knew me. And he was trying to threaten us that he would call our (gopi's and my) parents. People prepare themselves well when they know that something bad is going to happen. So did I. I would call up my bro and he would handle the situation for me. But i wanted to give a try though. I said "Sir this is the first time". He obviously knew that i was lying. So he refuted my arguement saying that "Everyone says the same once they are caught". I was trying to think of reason and try and convince him. And suddenly i heard gopi speaking. He said "Sir this is the first time in this semester" negating everything i had said before. I had nothing else to say since my line of defense was breached by the one who was on my side of the battle. Oh fuck i have got a traitor. Something inside me was saying that something really bad is gonna happen. This sixth sense of mine works very well. But this time it failed me. Thank god it failed me. We were asked to leave and he said that he would talk to us sometime later.
I was back to my bhawan and then came to know of all that happened last night. I thought i was the biggest culprit but i was the victim of two great heroes. TALA and JAGS.
---------------TO BE CONTINUED
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